Review - Da Lake House

Hullo ebearyone!!

I do another review now. It is called Da Lake House. It is about two peoples dat fall in loves via postings. Neo from Matrix lives in past, and Bullock lives 2 years latings. Bullock is a doctings like myself, she does not drive speeding bus anymore. Neo has become Architect, he does not fly or fight anymores. Dey communicate by lettings they put on post box which is outside a House by a lake.

Needs curtains

 The film is beary romantics. But i don't understand its. Why didn't Neo just get in post box and travel to future himself without needing to send lettings! Pawhaps it is because he is too bigs, if he was bear he could do this!!!!!Ehehehehehehe.

Too big!

I finks the idea of having postbox to travel in time is good. Because if you have cayk that has gone off, you can send it back in time and it will be nice and fresh in the past!!!

I likes dis film, but not really likes so i give it a nice rating.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 3.5 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Speshul Review - Thurd Puresudenshal Debate

Hullo ebearyone!

I doing a speshul review on the final Puresudenshal Debates.

I started watching at 1am UK time, but its didn't starts until 2!!! It was beary boring fur the hour, but it gave me opportunity to speak to Sky News as i am a doctor!!!

Hullo. I am on TV!

Then it finally started. Puresident Obamings and Mick Rominey both wore nice suits wiv white shirts. I think they were both ironed. Obamings wore blue tie and Mick Romney wore stripey red tie.

Luckily i had enough times to get into my seat as moderatorororororer.

Hullo!

They also both wore small US flag on their suits which was nice. Behind Obamings was some writings, but i don't know what it said. Hopefully one of my American furends can let me know.

Ebearyone was looking smart

On the whole, this was ok, but i was confused because i am not Americans, so a lot of the stuff i didn't know about. I got bit bored and confused at the same time, because of this i will not give it great score.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 2 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Speshul announcement!

Hullo ebearyone!!

Dis is just a short post to let my furends know about an upcoming event taking place soons!

Ladies and ebearyone.... Introducing....!!.......

Ehehehe!!!

Der will be lots of luvely catagories, and each winner will win a Golden Sosidj Statue!!

It is made from 100% 24 carrot gold choklit!!!

I will soon present a shortlist of nominees for the ultimate prize, The Sosidj Fellowship!! This will be a public votes and each furend who votes will be entered into purize draw to win luvely prize!

Ehehehe, even blue aliens from Prometheings is excited!

Watch this space!!!

Gest Review - John Cartings

Hullo hullo ebearyone! I am soooooooooooo excitings that i have received a gest review from my gud furends Milo, Cheeks and Farel Koosa!!! @Koosa_party.

Here it is!! --

John Carter

John Carter is a Civil War man who ends up on Mars. He is played by Tim Riggings of the Friday Night Lightings. On Mars he has super light bones which means he can jump, hop and skip like Super Mario!

He has to help a pretty red naked girl. We like her because she does the science. She is from the city of Helium. If there is a city of Helium why do they all have normal voices and not float away?

Then he has to fight some large white blind gorillas. That seems very cruel. Don't they have a Special Olympics for blind gorilla fighting?

Tim Riggings defeats McNulty from The Wirings and saves Mars. He marries the pretty red science princess and goes back to Earth but he can leave his body to hop to Mars. 

We give this movie 4 out of 5 cayks. There would be more cayks if the gorillas hadn't been such bullies.

KOOSAS' FILM SCORE: 4 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Milo, Cheeks and Farel Koosa

I finks you will agree it is a wondaful review and well done to my gud gud furends!!!

Review - Prometheings

Hullo hullo ebearyone! I am doing my furst DVD review nows. I have watched film called Prometheings. It is from famous director Wrigley Scott.

This film begins with blue alien eating some black stuff, then he gets ill and falls into some water.

Ehehehe, i am blue aliens also!

Then hoomins find paintings in caves with message telling them to come visit some planets, also there is a painting of a pig, i think. It looks like it is going to the toilet!! Ehehehehe!

*confused ears*

The hoomins go to the planet and lots of difurent stuff happens. All of it is beary bad, and the blue aliens are joined by other aliens who are beary angry with ebearyone. I am not sures exactly what happens, but aliens keep looking difurent and coming out of hoomins in funny places.

"How can I help?"

On the whole, this is good film because i likes aliens!! Not as much as cake though!!! Ehehehe!

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 4 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Review - Loopings

Hullo hullo ebearyone! Yesterdays i went to watch another films called Loopings.

I was a bit confused because the postings i saw fur it all said the wrong names on it, so i had to change the poster myself! Ehehehe.

Why they keep getting name wrong! Ehehehe

 This is a film that stars John McClaine and the boy froms Third Rock from The Sun!

There he is!

Hullo John McClaine

Now i don't wants to gives too much aways, but they plays same person, just difurent ages, and one from future one from past. But it is set in futures anyways, so they both from futures! And is all abouts time travel and stuff, i don't understands it and my head hurts while watching its but the effects were beary good and the performances from John and Alien Boy were beary good.

Head hurtings

On the whole i thoughts it was alrayt, but film too long and too complicated fur me, and a bit slows in the middles. I will give it a score now.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 3.5 CAYKS OUT OF 5