It not be till March 30th till da Golden Sosidj Awards so my good good furends da Koosings hab written anuver pawesome entry fur my blog!
It all abouts Dolf Lundgrings!!!
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DOLF LUNDGRINGS!!!
Dolph Lundgrings is a blonde behemoth from Sweden who is best known for being the Russian villain, Ivan Drago, in "Rocky 4". He has also played He-Man and the Punishings! Save some good roles for the rest of us, Dolph!
He has a degree in chemical engineering! Koosas love sooper scientist beefcayk geniuses. He used to date Grace Jones from "Conan". They are both very tall and scary! Best couple ever!
He was an Olympic pentathlete! He can do FIVE different things! Also he can play the drums and sing Elvis songs like he did on the Eurovisionings. There should be a gold medal for that. He wrote, directed and starred in "Command Performance" where he plays a rock and roll drummer!
We recommend "I Come in Peace" and "Red Scorpionings". Also he was just in "Universal Soldierings 6" with Jean Claude Van Dammings, who is good at the kickings.
In short, there is nothing Dolph Lundgrings cannot do. He is a true renaissance man.
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