Saturday 16 November 2013

Gest Review - Gavitings


Hullo hullo ebearyones!! Ere is a fantastic gest review from my good furend Jerumings!! I opes you likes it cos i lubed it!! COOO COOOOOO!!!


Gravitings


Today we went to see Gravitings, which is a new movie set in space. You can see it in 3D if you like, which is a good idea becuse I heard the real space is in 3D too. The movie is rated 12A which means you must be older than 12 years or the letter A to watch it.

It was a very exciting movie that kept us on the edge of our seats throughout (and not just because I needed to do a wee). Although the poster says it has Dr Doug Ross from ER and Sandra Bullock in it, it mostly has the latter in it. Innit. Except she's not driving a bus in this movie but flying spaceships. And not cool spaceships with lasers like in Star Wars but boring NASA ones that just float about and take measurements. (Side note: if space is mostly empty, what are they measuring? Must ask Jeeves).

The 3D is very good and the surround sound affects are very good too. The camera is very fluid and combined with the 3D and space setting, can make you quite nautious at times, like travel sickness. If this happens, I suggest popping outside for a hot dog. Or maybe some nachos because the director is Mexican and he might have eaten some nachos whilst making this movie. If you get nachos, I suggest lots of bright yellow radioactive cheese that they only serve in cinemas, because that will help you find your seat in the dark when you come back.

All in all, a very good movie with good special effects and lots of thrills and spills. Four and a half sosidjes.



Jeremy Bear

Thursday 31 October 2013

Halloween Gest Review!!


Hulloo hulloo ebearyones!!! My good furends da Koosings hab dund anover gest review!!!

I opes you likes it!!!




The "Childs Play" Franchise 
by Mr. Milo, Mr. Cheeks and Mr. Farrel Koosa

We watched some movies called "Childs Play" for the scary month of October. These starred a jovial young anipal actor named Chucky. He is a "Good Guy" fella who likes to wear overalls, just like us! He likes to hug and be friends a lot...

Until that horrifying day the spirit of a hoomin tries to invade his body! From then on it becomes a horrible descent into terror and madness as this pleasant anipal friend tries to fight the fleshy monster inside him! He is sold off to a little boy against his will and has multiple hoomins trying to shoot and hurt him all the time. He is shot into a fan and dismembered, he has hot, molten plastic poured over him, all horrible things befall this innocent red headed charmer.
Koosings an Chuckings on set.

Never fear, he does find the love of his life and even gets to have a baby in "Seed of Chucky"...... but NOOOOOOOO!!! hoomins invade their bodies and make them do evil things, too! A simple plush exorcism could have solved all of this. 


 

We rate these movies 3 sosidjes and one cayk for mild violence. mmmmmm.....sosidjes.




 
 
 
 

Sunday 26 May 2013

Golden Sosidj Awards - THE RESULTS!!!

Hullo hullo ebearyone!! I so excitings to announce da winnerers ob da #Goldensosidj Prize draw!!!
GOLDEN SOSIDJ
Before da results, a speshul mention ob fanks to Karu Nassu an Fluffy for dese wondaful pictures!!!


Oh nos Fluffy! Watch outs!!

Wondaful!

Yayayayaya!!

DA RESULTS!!!!


bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *drum role*

1st: Golden Sosidj Mug + Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

WINNER: KOOSAS!!!!

2nd: Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

WINNER: FLUFFY!!!!

6 runners ups prizings ob a #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

BooBoo
Jack Jack
TourGuide Ted
Tabitha
Martha
Olly

WONDAFUL!!!!

Pls DMs me your addressings an i will send outs da purizes!! Congrtoolashuns to ebearyone! I wish i could send prizes to ebearyone so i sorrys if you as not been selecteds!! We dids use randum generator on compoota so i opes da winners are happys!! 

Monday 20 May 2013

#Golden Sosidj updates! Somefings jus fur fun!!

Hullo hullo ebearyone!!

My good furends Fluffy an Karu Nassu hab comes up wiv goods ideas!

Jus fur fun, please emails me any speshul Film pictings like dese wondaful ones!!

I will put dem all on my website when i announce da winners!!

Wondaful fluffings in Wallace an Gromits!!

Karu is sooo suavings!!!

So please if you wants jus send me da pic to doctorredbear@googlemail.com!!

I wil put dem all in a nice galery wiv some ob my pics!!!

Da furst Annual #Goldensosidj Awards!!



Hullo hullo ebearryone.

It now times fur me to let ebearyone enter da furst annual #Goldensosidj Award Prize Draw!!

To celebearate sosidjes, and films, and nice furends dis will jus be a purize draw fur some nice purizes!!

To enter all you as to do is DM me!! Den on Sundays da 26th May, i will be doin da purize draw!! 

I dids opes it would be bit more dan jus prize draw but i as delayed cos ob stoopid hoomin so it jus be dis for dis year. Maybe nekt year it will be bigger!!!


It dus be a good turnnouts!!!


No expensings spared!!

PURIZES


1st: Golden Sosidj Mug + Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

2nd: Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

Der will be 6 runners ups prizings ob a #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.


Ere dus be sum pictings ob da purizes.







I dus opes you can join da purize draw and I dus loook furward to announcin da winnerers at da weekends!

Good lucks!!! Hugs.


Thursday 14 March 2013

KOOSINGS' CORNER IN DR RED'S FILM CORNER

Hullo hullo ebearyone!!

It not be till March 30th till da Golden Sosidj Awards so my good good furends da Koosings hab written anuver pawesome entry fur my blog!

It all abouts Dolf Lundgrings!!!

KOOSINGS' CORNER IN DR RED'S FILM CORNER FEATURIN...
DOLF LUNDGRINGS!!!


Dolph Lundgrings is a blonde behemoth from Sweden who is best known for being the Russian villain, Ivan Drago, in "Rocky 4". He has also played He-Man and the Punishings! Save some good roles for the rest of us, Dolph!

He has a degree in chemical engineering! Koosas love sooper scientist beefcayk geniuses. He used to date Grace Jones from "Conan". They are both very tall and scary! Best couple ever!

He was an Olympic pentathlete! He can do FIVE different things! Also he can play the drums and sing Elvis songs like he did on the Eurovisionings. There should be a gold medal for that. He wrote, directed and starred in "Command Performance" where he plays a rock and roll drummer!

We recommend "I Come in Peace" and "Red Scorpionings". Also he was just in "Universal Soldierings 6" with Jean Claude Van Dammings, who is good at the kickings.

In short, there is nothing Dolph Lundgrings cannot do. He is a true renaissance man.

Love,

Mr. Cheeks, Mr. Milo and Mr. Farel Koosa



Saturday 2 February 2013

Da 1st Annual Golden Sosidj Film Awards



Hullo hullo ebearyone. It is times fur anuver speshul announcements!

Da first Annual Golden Sossidj Awards will takes place on 23rd February!! Yaaaaay!!

It not be a massives events but i will try my bestist to makes it goods for all my furends!!

I will announce da nominashuns later in da week, but i first gib you sneak preview of da prizes!!

I will ask my furends to vote by sendin me Direct Message on Twitters. I will den draw da purize winners wiv random generator. Da prizes will be:

1st: Golden Sosidj Mug + Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

2nd: Golden Sosidj Fabric Bag + #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

Der will be 6 runners ups prizings ob a #InternationalBedStation Large Fridge Magnet.

I do hopes you can join ins. I will announce more details next weeks including how to votes!!

In da meantimes, here is me and my furends Clarence, Heartings Bear, Will and Mandy Koosings modellings da prizes!!!