Speshul puresent report

Hullo hullo ebearyone!

I am doings speshul repawt abouts a puresent i have received from my good good furend Reddy!

Reddy was beary kind and sent me sum Twinkies dat people in Merry Corn eats!!

Dis is not film revuews, but it make me feal likes i am in film if i eat dem cos i see dem all da times on films!!

Tooday my hoomin came back wiv package and i had to opens its!!

Is dis package furom Reddy???

Ehehehehe! I had troubles openings its!!

Yaaaaaaaay!!

*BUUUURP!* Delishus!!!

 Oh it was so delishus and i can't fanks Reddy enough fur my treats!! Now i feel likes movie star like John McClaine's furend Al, in Die Hard!!!

I am in da movies!

I have to give this record cayk score! Fank you Reddy!

DOCTOR RED'S PURESENT SCORE: 5 CAYKS AND A SOSIDJ!

Gest Review - James Bondings SkyFallings

Hullo hullo ebearyone again!!!

My gud gud furends da Koosas have reviewed James Bondings fur us all!!! I hopes you enjoys did review, i fink it is beary good!

License to pawty!!!

The new 007 movie came out and we have already seen it twice! In Skyfallings, James Bondings rides motorcycles on rooftops, hangs off of a fancy elevator and fights on top of trains! He has a new Q, who is a young hipster guy who likes the computers.

Everyone tells James Bondings he is old and fat and out of shape. But he looks like sexy Daniel Craig to us! Javier Bardemings plays a creepy flamboyant blonde. Mr. Milo is also a creepy flamboyant blonde! More cayks for this movie.

James Bondings is not as sad and broody as he used to be. He gets his Waltherings PPK and his Aston Martin car! This movie hits you over the head that you can have tradition AND fancy new things.

Five cayks to Skyfallings! The cinematographer, Roger Deakins, has been nominated for Oscars 12 times and never won. We are going to make him a special gold cayk for making such pretty pictures.

KOOSAS' FILM SCORE: 5 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Review - James Bondings - SkyFallings

It is me again!!!

I do review on new James Bondings film now.

Dis film has James Bondings played by former UK pop star Craig Davids.

It begins wiv big chase scene wiv lots of diffurent transpawt but no #bedbus! Ehehehehe!!

James Bondings goes to many places across da world including Macau. Dis is near Hong Kong where I have been. In Macau James Bondings almost get eaten by dinosaur. My hoomin been to Macau but did not see any of dese. I is a bit confused cos i fort dinosaurs finished a few years ago!!

Watch out!

James Bondings is beary cool, and serious, not smiling or hugging. Pawhaps he needs nice big hug? He spends lot of da film wiv top off, so he must be colds, even more reason to give da hugs! He also stands wiv legs apawt a lot of da time!!! Ehehehehehe!

Da climactic scene is where he booby traps a big house, just like Mcaulaey McKulckings in Home Alone!!!

On da whole i enjoyed dis film beary much. Although Bondings needs to smile a bit more, maybe he sad because he lost his record deal.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 4 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Gest Review - Sinistings

Hullo Hullo ebearyone!

Here is anover gest review frum some furends, who lives with my gud gud pal @Tommypug, Austin and Alan!!

Here is picture of dem going fur a meal, i hope you will likes da review as much as me!!!

What to have!

Hullo! 

Dis is Austin and Alan we went to see da sinisterlings. Dis be a beary scary movies. 

It shows a bunch of hoomins being hungs from a tree in dis movie which is not beary nise, so we covered our eyes often and hung out in the GINORMOUS tub o popcornlings! 

Dey show all dese scenes of dese hoomins being hurted and it's beary graphic and it dusnt even have a happy ending. We give dis movie a half a cayk. 

AUSTIN AND ALAN'S FILM SCORE: 0.5 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Review - Da Lake House

Hullo ebearyone!!

I do another review now. It is called Da Lake House. It is about two peoples dat fall in loves via postings. Neo from Matrix lives in past, and Bullock lives 2 years latings. Bullock is a doctings like myself, she does not drive speeding bus anymore. Neo has become Architect, he does not fly or fight anymores. Dey communicate by lettings they put on post box which is outside a House by a lake.

Needs curtains

 The film is beary romantics. But i don't understand its. Why didn't Neo just get in post box and travel to future himself without needing to send lettings! Pawhaps it is because he is too bigs, if he was bear he could do this!!!!!Ehehehehehehe.

Too big!

I finks the idea of having postbox to travel in time is good. Because if you have cayk that has gone off, you can send it back in time and it will be nice and fresh in the past!!!

I likes dis film, but not really likes so i give it a nice rating.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 3.5 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Speshul Review - Thurd Puresudenshal Debate

Hullo ebearyone!

I doing a speshul review on the final Puresudenshal Debates.

I started watching at 1am UK time, but its didn't starts until 2!!! It was beary boring fur the hour, but it gave me opportunity to speak to Sky News as i am a doctor!!!

Hullo. I am on TV!

Then it finally started. Puresident Obamings and Mick Rominey both wore nice suits wiv white shirts. I think they were both ironed. Obamings wore blue tie and Mick Romney wore stripey red tie.

Luckily i had enough times to get into my seat as moderatorororororer.

Hullo!

They also both wore small US flag on their suits which was nice. Behind Obamings was some writings, but i don't know what it said. Hopefully one of my American furends can let me know.

Ebearyone was looking smart

On the whole, this was ok, but i was confused because i am not Americans, so a lot of the stuff i didn't know about. I got bit bored and confused at the same time, because of this i will not give it great score.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 2 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Speshul announcement!

Hullo ebearyone!!

Dis is just a short post to let my furends know about an upcoming event taking place soons!

Ladies and ebearyone.... Introducing....!!.......

Ehehehe!!!

Der will be lots of luvely catagories, and each winner will win a Golden Sosidj Statue!!

It is made from 100% 24 carrot gold choklit!!!

I will soon present a shortlist of nominees for the ultimate prize, The Sosidj Fellowship!! This will be a public votes and each furend who votes will be entered into purize draw to win luvely prize!

Ehehehe, even blue aliens from Prometheings is excited!

Watch this space!!!

Gest Review - John Cartings

Hullo hullo ebearyone! I am soooooooooooo excitings that i have received a gest review from my gud furends Milo, Cheeks and Farel Koosa!!! @Koosa_party.

Here it is!! --

John Carter

John Carter is a Civil War man who ends up on Mars. He is played by Tim Riggings of the Friday Night Lightings. On Mars he has super light bones which means he can jump, hop and skip like Super Mario!

He has to help a pretty red naked girl. We like her because she does the science. She is from the city of Helium. If there is a city of Helium why do they all have normal voices and not float away?

Then he has to fight some large white blind gorillas. That seems very cruel. Don't they have a Special Olympics for blind gorilla fighting?

Tim Riggings defeats McNulty from The Wirings and saves Mars. He marries the pretty red science princess and goes back to Earth but he can leave his body to hop to Mars. 

We give this movie 4 out of 5 cayks. There would be more cayks if the gorillas hadn't been such bullies.

KOOSAS' FILM SCORE: 4 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Milo, Cheeks and Farel Koosa

I finks you will agree it is a wondaful review and well done to my gud gud furends!!!

Review - Prometheings

Hullo hullo ebearyone! I am doing my furst DVD review nows. I have watched film called Prometheings. It is from famous director Wrigley Scott.

This film begins with blue alien eating some black stuff, then he gets ill and falls into some water.

Ehehehe, i am blue aliens also!

Then hoomins find paintings in caves with message telling them to come visit some planets, also there is a painting of a pig, i think. It looks like it is going to the toilet!! Ehehehehe!

*confused ears*

The hoomins go to the planet and lots of difurent stuff happens. All of it is beary bad, and the blue aliens are joined by other aliens who are beary angry with ebearyone. I am not sures exactly what happens, but aliens keep looking difurent and coming out of hoomins in funny places.

"How can I help?"

On the whole, this is good film because i likes aliens!! Not as much as cake though!!! Ehehehe!

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 4 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Review - Loopings

Hullo hullo ebearyone! Yesterdays i went to watch another films called Loopings.

I was a bit confused because the postings i saw fur it all said the wrong names on it, so i had to change the poster myself! Ehehehe.

Why they keep getting name wrong! Ehehehe

 This is a film that stars John McClaine and the boy froms Third Rock from The Sun!

There he is!

Hullo John McClaine

Now i don't wants to gives too much aways, but they plays same person, just difurent ages, and one from future one from past. But it is set in futures anyways, so they both from futures! And is all abouts time travel and stuff, i don't understands it and my head hurts while watching its but the effects were beary good and the performances from John and Alien Boy were beary good.

Head hurtings

On the whole i thoughts it was alrayt, but film too long and too complicated fur me, and a bit slows in the middles. I will give it a score now.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 3.5 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Double film date with Perky!

Hullo hullo ebearyone! Well it is times to post blogsings about two films which me and my good furend @Perky_Penguin agreed to review.

We decided to review a film from a bear's and a penguin's pawspective, and what better films to review than a film with penguins in, and a film with bears in!! Ehehehehehe.

We'd decided to review Madagascar 2 (I have seen furst one alreadys) and the Care Bears Movie (Although Perky could not get this, he watched a difurent Care Bears film, which is alrayt!). Perky has posted his reviews on his blog, please check this out also!

http://perkyandfriends.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/en-garde-a-duel-film-review-with-dr-red/. 

I hope you enjoys the reviews!

Review - Madagascar 2

Nice box..... Hang on!!!!!.....
Is that Perky???!!

Ehehehehe! No! Stoopid bear!

This film is abouts a group of anipals whos try to gets back to New York with a plane that some cheeky penguins fly. But plane crashes in Africa where the lion finds his long lost family! 

The film has a bearilliant start, there is a cake in one of the furst scenes! Also we were introduced to the penguins beary early on, which was brilliant! 

The film looks beary good, good computings on the screen, and lots of luvely songs. ALL the hoomins in it were not beary nice though. I have met lots of hoomins and most of them are alrayt so this was a bit strange. It has happy endings too, but i don't want to spoil it fur you. The best characters were the penguins i finks, that is not just because Perky is my furend! They are the funniest and cheeky animals.

Hullo penguins.

I really enjoyed watching them and thought they should be in it more than they were. On the whole, it is wonderful film, but needs more penguins and some bears. There are almost ebeary other animals in it apawt from bears!!! *sad ears*.

Anyways, i will give this film good score because of penguins.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 4 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Review - the Care Bears Movie

Next, we have Care Bears!!

So many bears on the cover! I was so excited about watchings this!

The film is about Care Bears, who live up in the clouds in a place called Care - a - Lot. They try and make sure childrens have furends and care fur each other. There is one boy though, who didn'ts have any furends, i am not sures why, he seemed ok at the beginning, although film didn't give any insight into his life growing up. Anyways, he manages to open a book with a face on it. The book casts spell over him and makes ebearything bad! So Care Bears have to helps!

About half ways through, i noticed there is a penguin in this as well!! I jumped up and screamed so much i nearly scared my hoomin!! I was not expecting this!

Hullo Cosy Heart Penguin.

Anyways, I really liked this film, although it was bit scary in places. Lots of luvely songs again. Just like my furend Growler sings: Nobody cares like a bear!!!

Formation dancings with the Care Bears!

On the whole, this film is excellents! And i am still trying to get over the fact there is a penguin in it!!!! It was going to give it 5 cayks, but it was a bit scary so then i was going to give it 4 cayks, but it had a penguin in it so i will give it 4 and a half cayks!

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 4.5 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Review - The Hunging Games

Hullo huullo ebearyone! I watched another filmsings the other day, it was called The Hunging Games. I watched it on hoomins TV, not in cinemings, but the screen was still quite big ehehehehe!!!

The filmsings is about a gurl, i can't remember her name, something like Catnip. She has to go and play a gamesings where she goes to a forest and tries to kill other hoomins otherwise the other hoomins will kill her. I thught this was a bit far fetched, but it is set in the future so it might not be such a stoopid thing.

Me at the premiersings

The film stars Woody from Cheers in it, he is beary good and i was happy to see him in this film as i think he is beary funny and probably has a teddy bear. It also has Lenny Kravitz in it who normally is a singer but he was beary good also.

Look! Woody frum Cheers!

This also got to me thinking, what would the film be like if ALL the hoomins from Cheers were in it??!!! And some of my furends!! It would be marvelouss!

Ebearyone!

On the whole, this film was beary good, i enjoyed it beary much but i was a bit confused because i dont live in the future so ebearything was a bit strange. Pawhaps i will like this film even more next week because next week is in the future.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 4 CAYKS OUT OF 5, AGAIN!