Speshul puresent report

Hullo hullo ebearyone!

I am doings speshul repawt abouts a puresent i have received from my good good furend Reddy!

Reddy was beary kind and sent me sum Twinkies dat people in Merry Corn eats!!

Dis is not film revuews, but it make me feal likes i am in film if i eat dem cos i see dem all da times on films!!

Tooday my hoomin came back wiv package and i had to opens its!!

Is dis package furom Reddy???

Ehehehehe! I had troubles openings its!!

Yaaaaaaaay!!

*BUUUURP!* Delishus!!!

 Oh it was so delishus and i can't fanks Reddy enough fur my treats!! Now i feel likes movie star like John McClaine's furend Al, in Die Hard!!!

I am in da movies!

I have to give this record cayk score! Fank you Reddy!

DOCTOR RED'S PURESENT SCORE: 5 CAYKS AND A SOSIDJ!

Gest Review - James Bondings SkyFallings

Hullo hullo ebearyone again!!!

My gud gud furends da Koosas have reviewed James Bondings fur us all!!! I hopes you enjoys did review, i fink it is beary good!

License to pawty!!!

The new 007 movie came out and we have already seen it twice! In Skyfallings, James Bondings rides motorcycles on rooftops, hangs off of a fancy elevator and fights on top of trains! He has a new Q, who is a young hipster guy who likes the computers.

Everyone tells James Bondings he is old and fat and out of shape. But he looks like sexy Daniel Craig to us! Javier Bardemings plays a creepy flamboyant blonde. Mr. Milo is also a creepy flamboyant blonde! More cayks for this movie.

James Bondings is not as sad and broody as he used to be. He gets his Waltherings PPK and his Aston Martin car! This movie hits you over the head that you can have tradition AND fancy new things.

Five cayks to Skyfallings! The cinematographer, Roger Deakins, has been nominated for Oscars 12 times and never won. We are going to make him a special gold cayk for making such pretty pictures.

KOOSAS' FILM SCORE: 5 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Review - James Bondings - SkyFallings

It is me again!!!

I do review on new James Bondings film now.

Dis film has James Bondings played by former UK pop star Craig Davids.

It begins wiv big chase scene wiv lots of diffurent transpawt but no #bedbus! Ehehehehe!!

James Bondings goes to many places across da world including Macau. Dis is near Hong Kong where I have been. In Macau James Bondings almost get eaten by dinosaur. My hoomin been to Macau but did not see any of dese. I is a bit confused cos i fort dinosaurs finished a few years ago!!

Watch out!

James Bondings is beary cool, and serious, not smiling or hugging. Pawhaps he needs nice big hug? He spends lot of da film wiv top off, so he must be colds, even more reason to give da hugs! He also stands wiv legs apawt a lot of da time!!! Ehehehehehe!

Da climactic scene is where he booby traps a big house, just like Mcaulaey McKulckings in Home Alone!!!

On da whole i enjoyed dis film beary much. Although Bondings needs to smile a bit more, maybe he sad because he lost his record deal.

DOCTOR RED'S FILM SCORE: 4 CAYKS OUT OF 5

Gest Review - Sinistings

Hullo Hullo ebearyone!

Here is anover gest review frum some furends, who lives with my gud gud pal @Tommypug, Austin and Alan!!

Here is picture of dem going fur a meal, i hope you will likes da review as much as me!!!

What to have!

Hullo! 

Dis is Austin and Alan we went to see da sinisterlings. Dis be a beary scary movies. 

It shows a bunch of hoomins being hungs from a tree in dis movie which is not beary nise, so we covered our eyes often and hung out in the GINORMOUS tub o popcornlings! 

Dey show all dese scenes of dese hoomins being hurted and it's beary graphic and it dusnt even have a happy ending. We give dis movie a half a cayk. 

AUSTIN AND ALAN'S FILM SCORE: 0.5 CAYKS OUT OF 5