Gest Review - John Cartings
Hullo hullo ebearyone! I am soooooooooooo excitings that i have received a gest review from my gud furends Milo, Cheeks and Farel Koosa!!! @Koosa_party.
Here it is!! --
John Carter
John Carter is a Civil War man who ends up on Mars. He is played by Tim Riggings of the Friday Night Lightings. On Mars he has super light bones which means he can jump, hop and skip like Super Mario!
He has to help a pretty red naked girl. We like her because she does the science. She is from the city of Helium. If there is a city of Helium why do they all have normal voices and not float away?
Then he has to fight some large white blind gorillas. That seems very cruel. Don't they have a Special Olympics for blind gorilla fighting?
Tim Riggings defeats McNulty from The Wirings and saves Mars. He marries the pretty red science princess and goes back to Earth but he can leave his body to hop to Mars.
We give this movie 4 out of 5 cayks. There would be more cayks if the gorillas hadn't been such bullies.
KOOSAS' FILM SCORE: 4 CAYKS OUT OF 5
Milo, Cheeks and Farel Koosa
Love it! I enjoyed the description of "like Super Mario" and the girl "does the science". You've made it sound better than it seems/other critics have said! Fantastic!
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